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President Buhari to appear in office soon Lai, Mohammed.

Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, has released a statement clarifying his earlier statement on President Buhari working from home. According to Mohammed, President Buhari will be working from home only for today.

In the statement issued in Abuja, the Minister said the President only decided to work from home today, not that he has decided to work from home henceforth.

He said the headlines in a section of the media,

”Buhari to now work from home – Lai Mohammed,” is a misrepresentation of his statement at the briefing. Quoting verbatim the relevant section of his briefing, Mohammed said: ”He (the President) wanted to rest TODAY and he asked the VP to preside over TODAY’S meeting. In addition, he also asked that all his files be taken home to him and he will be working from home TODAY.”

Happy Birthday to Scopely from Gkelly Baba

Scopely is a year older today as he seats to write his final year exam for the semester today as a final year student of economics in the University of Abuja.

Scopely is a promising young rising artist with talented and informative hit track back to back as I have over five of his tracks on my playlists.

Personally I Gkelly Baba am saying a big Happy Birthday to SCOPELY And from NAIJAFORBZ I want to say a very crystal Happy Birthday to Scopely long life and prosperity with inspiration to sing produce and record more hits. Amen and from Naijaforbz Happy Birthday Again.

The Man With Longest Penis

Meet 54-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera has been tagged the man with the largest manhood in the world.

The SunUK reports that the Mexican’s manhood measures 18.9inches. And sadly, this has not helped Roberto as he recently revealed that his ‘instrument’ does not allow him get a good job. He instead relies on food banks for sustenance. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera’s manhood stretches to almost 19 inches

However, Roberto is not ready for reduction as he is obviously interested in the fame that his size brings. Before now, American actor Jonah Falcon had the known largest penis in the world, measuring 9.5 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect. But Roberto hijacked the title from and became known with his larger manhood size in 2015 after he was filmed weighing his penis to prove its authenticity.

Speaking to Barcroft TV, Roberto said: “I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world. I am happy with it, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record.”

 

But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction. Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said:

“We have advised him ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your p*nis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.’ But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.

In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special. He was obsessed with the penis length. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera’s manhood is so big that it causes him health issues. Frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin and even while asleep, his gargantuan manhood is an issue because he is unable to sleep chest down and has to put it on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night. He also does not have an active s*x life as his manhood is too big to have intercourse. He said “Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”

While living in the USA, Roberto did attempt to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his penis and the other one had to stop because it was too painful.

Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough. I visit the food banks everyday to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock.

An adult entertainment company offered to pay for a reduction, but Roberto refused and says his goal is to to meet the right woman.

He added “I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there. I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.

“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there. And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal: they don’t care about what I have in my pants

#AYLive2o17 #GenerationsOfLaughter

The 2017 version of the AY Live comedy show has come and gone so far it was not too bad if you missed this then you missed a show i must confess. This show was hosted by the Nigerian Kings of comedies like I Go Die, Gordons, Alibaba, Okey Bakasi, Akpororo, Kenny Blaq, Funny face and many more.

This event was held at the Eko Hotel and Suites in Victoria Iland Lagos Nigeria. other Nigerian celebrities where also present at the event.

Chris Brown’s Lamborghini with Tupac lyrics painted style worth $5000k is up for sale for only $90K

just checking out some wheels at ebay when I saw Chris Brown recently listed his 2004 Lamborghini Gallardo on eBay, as the price tag on the  once $500K vehicle is now only $89,999. So far no one has reached the asking price on eBay but there have been 10 inquiries and 250 bidders watching the listing.
Oh my for a nigerian I think this is awoof. Lol

Posted by Inside Abuja This Lamborghini was once Chris Browns favorite Beast now ” idon cast”. Chris has Tupac’s lyrics crested all over it.

An Evangelical pastor arrested for raping his female church member

OMG Free Me!!!
An evangelical pastor arrested for raping his faithful, after convincing them that his eggplant contained “sacred milk”
Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced oral sex because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.
And this pastor said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.
“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”

And Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’. Hmm what a life
A fellow brazilian Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his penis in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.
 
Posted by Inside Abuja

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